An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his
bed.
"Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take my
chromeplated
38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But Grandpa I really don't like guns so how about you leaving me your
Rolex watch instead."
"You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of
bambino.
Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with
another man.
What you gonna do then? Point to you watch and say 'TIME'S UP'?"
rofl 
